goatpolice:

its not gay if its for a klondike bar

(Source: slippinbeauty)

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theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor)

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

(Source: phasel0ck)

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

uglyboyzclub:

tumblr users be like

(Source: zoruargh)

quiteakerfuffle:

this children’s joke book had the greatest joke of all time.

quiteakerfuffle:

this children’s joke book had the greatest joke of all time.

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

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